swag closet answers your baka questions

((Yes the closet has a face, idk how))

"Not amused. What you say is horrible. Shame on you!"

"In my opinion it definitely lacks swag." - Torkiomey

"As for me, this is a very important topic which has to be discussed. It most likely is a huge danger for this earth and people should try to find ways to prevent it as soon as possible, if this can be done. Humans really should start to care about this planet more, because else it will stop exisiting very soon! Spread the message! Tell everyone how dangerous it is and that everyone has to bemore careful! I’m just a closet, I can’t help at all, but at least I can tell my fans

SPREAD THIS MESSAGE AND FIGHT AGAINST GLOBAL WARMING IF YOU WANT TO CONTINUE LIVING ON THIS PLANET AND WANT TO ENJOY MORE MOE!!!” - Closet

"I have never heard of something with a ridiculous name as Narnia? Whatever it is, it can’t be important, I do not know about this, thus it has no swag!" - Torkiomey

"Ssssh, you all can come to Narnia, I will bring you there when Torkiomey is sleeping and doesn’t notice it, don’t tell him please~, I have to pretend I don’t know about it because it’s a secret!" Closet

"S-stop telling me lies..! T-torkiomey would never cheat on me.. I don’t believe a baka pigeon like you.. LIAR!"

"I-i wouldn’t mind it too much.. maybe

…BAKA”

"No turkey for you."

ask-bakariya:

OH MY GOD

TH-THANK YOU AOI

HEY BAKARIYA

HEY

THE CLOSET IS WATCHING YOU

ALWAYS

"Both at the same time. One can not exist without the other. When the closet dies, Torkiomey dies. When Torkiomey dies, the closet also dies. So yes, they both started to exist at the same time."